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This One is DIFFERENT...Trust Me.. Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Personal Ads. If your ad, or the one you'd write if you had one, does NOT contain any of the following phrases, and you're somewhere in the 'middle ages', please contact me immediately!
10) "I live life to the fullest!"
(Is this really the most profound philosophical statement you can think of?)
9) "I love to laugh" or "I'm fun-loving"
(Wow! Finally, a person who enjoys laughter and fun.)
8) "I'm ____ years old but I look MUCH younger!"
(Sure you do. And if I just did a couple more sit-ups, I could look like a teenager! Is self-delusion great or what?)
7) "I'm down to earth..."
(If I see this phrase one more time, I'll... I'll... I don't know. I might be forced to actually turn off my computer and go interact with people in the real world though. Okay, I probably wouldn't do anything that radical, but you get the idea.)
6) "I'm really honest."
(That means you're not.)
5) "I'm intelegent..."
(If you can't SPELL intelligent... do you see where I'm going with this? Class? Anyone?)
4) "I'm a typical (insert astrological sign here)."
(Astrology? Yeah, it's a science. I think they have local sex in Rancocas New Jersey use it at NASA.)
3) "I don't have a pic, but trust me, you won't be disappointed!"
(Trust me, I will.)
2) "Looking for my Soulmate"
(Really? Given the opportunity to describe yourself to the world, these is one of the most fresh lines you can come up with? Your mother and I had such high hopes for you. Oh well, there's always trade school.)
1) "Don't worry, I plan to loose [sic] the weight real soon."
(Ok, it's probably just me, but why am I still worried?)
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